Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the bud so shy?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?