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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why is summer always sad?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?