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How does a sidewalk address a question?

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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Where do ants go to eat?

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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?