What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What game do bats excel at?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What table can you never sit at?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?