What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?