Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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