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What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How do you talk to a giant?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?