How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do math teachers eat?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?