Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do stars go to college?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
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