Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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