What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?