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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?