What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?