Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do jokesters study in college?
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