Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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