Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What do you call a short cow?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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