What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?