Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
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