Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Did you know about April 1st?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?