What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you make a cow float?
What do bees say in the summer?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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