What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
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