What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?