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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?