What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
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How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Do dads always snore?
How do automobiles fly?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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