What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
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What do birds serve on Halloween?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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