Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the color of the wind?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?