Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do fish do at parades?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What animal loves a baseball game?