What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What does Santa use to help himself walk?