What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

My friend David had his ID stolen.