What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why do bees buzz?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What animal has 20/20 vision?