What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
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How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do birds threaten one another?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
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