What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What style of music weighs the most?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
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