What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What do nosey peppers do?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do moms make good vintners?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you organize a space party?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
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