Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?