What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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