What do you call a sad latte?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do you talk to a giant?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?