What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's the politest month?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What makes music in your hair?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?