Why is summer always sad?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do cats wear to work?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?