What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where does water do all its banking?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call a small mom?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?