Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was the bee sad?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?