Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?