Why did the elk have great hair?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do golfers drink on the green?