What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Cinderfella.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
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