Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?