How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Which is the worst season?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

How did the pirate call his mother?