What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Where do ants go to eat?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?