What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?