Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What condiment has wings?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?