Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why can you never find the number nine?