What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?