What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do golfers drink on the green?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of store would a dog own?

It's allergy season again?