What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?