What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Where does breakfast live?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do cows go to New York?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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