What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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