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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

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Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

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Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

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