Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?