Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Families are like fudge.

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Which cats have the best manners?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?