Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which cats love to be petted?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the friendliest pen?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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