Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
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