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Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?