Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
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