Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do fish use for glasses?