Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
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