Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How do frogs get to work?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Which baseball player do fish root for?