Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the confused bee say?
What's black and white and red all over?
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