Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
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