What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What tree has the most bark?

I broke my finger!

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?