Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What tree has the most bark?
I broke my finger!
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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