What did the rug say to the floor?

Where does breakfast live?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What did you learn in school today, son?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?