Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do bees get to school?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
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