How did the mermaid call her friends?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?