What did one plate say to the other?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?