How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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