How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What shape has a knighthood?
Where does breakfast live?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What day do hands always go to church?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What sport do horses love to play?
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