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What's a monkey's favorite flower?

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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

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What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

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