How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which subject has two parts?
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