How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is the color of the wind?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of water does an angel like?
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