How is life like toilet paper?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?