Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do actors go to pray?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How do you measure a millennial?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?