What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?