What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do cats wear to work?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

How do automobiles fly?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?