How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Where do stars go to college?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?