What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?