What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?