Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which insect is the smartest?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?