Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

A book just fell on my head.

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How do you measure a millennial?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?