Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?