What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Can February March?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
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