What do you call two birds in love?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?