What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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