What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where was Noah born?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the fish so smart?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What dogs are always lying to you?
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