What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why is spring the oddest season?