What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do cats wear to work?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the friendliest pen?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?