What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What does a female lion call her mate?