What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's the richest basketball team?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why are books always so angry?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.