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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's a father's favorite flower?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?