Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?