What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is the definition of Robin?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?