What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the frog starve?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?