What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?