What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?