Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which former US President was always cold?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How do billboards talk?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?