Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?