Why are boxers good comedians?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What famous scientist will try anything?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?