Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
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