← Back to Puns
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Puns

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

It'll keep it under wraps.

More Puns Jokes

Trending Jokes

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Holiday

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Vehicles

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

You Might Also Like

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Entertainment

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Discover More Jokes

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Travel

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Current Events

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Entertainment

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!