What's the saddest part of the week?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What animal has 20/20 vision?