I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What country has the most fish?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why was the dog so popular?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?