Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?