Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did autumn say to summer?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?