What's the coldest vegetable?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?