What sound does a witch's car make?

What's a forklift?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?