What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are basketball courts always wet?