Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?