Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you call a fish without an eye?