Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's the slowest 5k?

What shape has a knighthood?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?