Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?