Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

OK, that's enough fish puns.