What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What time of day was Adam created?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?