Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?