Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?