Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where would you find an elephant?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?