Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?