What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the frog starve?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why are grandkids so great?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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