What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?