Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the frog starve?

A book just fell on my head.

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why are grandkids so great?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?