Who won the race between two balls of string?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?