Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which fly makes films?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?