I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why was the dog so popular?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why was the fish so smart?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?