What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Can February March?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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