What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?