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Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

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What do you call a rabbit barber?