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What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What's a bear's favorite movie?