What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do cows go for lunch?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do elves learn in school?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?