What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What animal floats best?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?