What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why do bees buzz?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?