What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Which state has the best streets?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?