How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do fairies always drink?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a small mom?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?