What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?