Why do cows go to New York?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

How are teens like cats?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?