What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the salad say to its dad?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?