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Eye-celand!
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Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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