Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?