Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why are books always so angry?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What's the slowest 5k?