Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which fly makes films?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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