How do fleas travel?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?