Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?