How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?