Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?