What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?