Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is an insect's favorite game?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do plants hate algebra?