What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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