What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do snowmen get information?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?