Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?