Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did summer say to spring?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

It's allergy season again?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?