What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why is winter considered holy?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?