Why is laughter the best medicine?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?