I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?