Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What does an evil hen lay?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?