What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's the biggest moth in the world?