What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why are cats good at playing video games?