What does Santa order at the bar?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?