What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?