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What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

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What do you call an angry monkey?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

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