What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do fall and winter say hello?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?