What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do they call pastors in Germany?