Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do insects learn at school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
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