Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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